Part II: The Candidates
Miro Weinberger (D)
Incumbent Mayor of Burlington and Jack Tripper's upstairs neighbor.
Elected in 2012 (57%), 2015 (68%), 2018 (48%).
Hired Brandon del Pozo as police chief in 2015. Was strongly advised to fire him in 2016. Finally fired him in late 2019.
Turned Burlington Square Mall into a pit.
Provided port-o-potties for Battery Park protesters.
Probably shouldn't be re-elected, but absolutely will be re-elected.
Max Tracy (P)
https://www.maxformayorbtv.com/
Elected Ward 2 City Councilor 2012 (62%), 2015 (97%), 2018 (97%).
Progressive nominee and Bolshevik bred in your washroom.
Comfortable with the word "uppity."
Voted for the confirmation of Brandon del Pozo as police chief in 2015.
Ali Dieng (I)
Elected Ward 7 City Councilor in a special election 2017 (61%), re-elected 2018 (59%).
Always upbeat and positive. I got a bike helmet because he told me to.
May come in 2nd place.
Patrick White
I interviewed this candidate in the comment section of a picture on Black Market-U on 12/9/20:
Haik Bedrosian: Are you to the right or the left of the mayor?
Patrick White: it really depends on the subject honestly. Are there any issues in particular you’re concerned about?
Haik Bedrosian: nah. I just wanted to see how you’d handle the question. Not bad!
Jonny Wanzer
"The People's Mayor."
Talented entertaining genius.
Wants to [redacted] Miro.
Poster boy for performative allyship.
Supports Max Tracy for Mayor.
Pepe
"I am an oppressed [redacted]. I am sick of multi-culti [redacted] of injustice. And I'm coming for [redacted] Jimmy Cliff style."
You liberal media Gatekeepers will not redact my bio! I fought in Iraq fer chrissake! "Just for the record, I,Monte Pepe, am an oppressed BIPOC. I'm sick this multi-culti swale of injustice and I'm coming for what's mine Jimmy cliff style!"
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