Haik, after failure to get any response for comment or explaination by Mr. Schmidt of why he pulled the link, I did contact him privately by phone. I was not "busted" for anything. Please remove this headline.
First of all, a couple of years ago when Poopsie was preggers with Koko and I was desperate like an animal to find work, I found myself at IBM shoveling snow as a day laborer through "Slaver-Ready" next to Jeff Rockwood's store on N Winooski Ave. Along with me and a bunch of guys on parole that day was Kevin Ryan. After we cashed our day's pittance, I introduced Kevin to New World Tortilla, and we ate tacos and talked as I gave him a ride home. We exchanged the usual conversational gripes of the poor, and Republican Kevin Ryan told me he was so broke that he would "join the progressives for a sandwich."
Does this sound like a man who could hire the cadre of lawyers and corrupt judges large enough to prosecute this weak ass "case" of Kevin's.
He emailed me this afternoon and threatened to call the cops and his lawyer.
The cops- Kevin?
It's prima facia laughable, as he was busted by wikipedia. Kevin even told me himself on the phone today the wiki administrator said "I busted you because..."
No. I'm not fucking kidding. Bring it! There's nothing I would relish more in this world than to be sued for this headline. It's an open and shut case for the defense, you hypocrite!
You got your panties in a wad because wiki infringed on your "freedom of speech," (they didn't- they don't have to publish shit if they don't want to) but when it comes to my site, my freedom of speech, it's a different story, huh?
I might even counter-sue you Kevin, for wasting my time. I could bring in some BP readers and make it a class-action.
If anyone has a case it's me. Don't call Poopsie at my house and bother her about my blog. That's beyond the pale.
And stop commenting anonymously, Kevin. I have Blogger Vision!!!
If either of you two need some extra cash this year, there are a couple of positions where I work removing snow. They're temporary/as needed positions but they pay $9.70 an hour (that's roughly 1 and a half thai burritos an hour). On another note, why don't the two of you just take out your johnson's and measure them. You could do it on Charity's show when Haik's a guest. That would be must see t.v. Imagine the viewer ratings!
Haik, after failure to get any response for comment or explaination by Mr. Schmidt of why he pulled the link, I did contact him privately by phone. I was not "busted" for anything. Please remove this headline.
ReplyDeleteKevin Ryan
The next call is to my lawyer. remove this now.
ReplyDeleteKeep it up. Keep the headline!!!
ReplyDeleteThis couldn't be any funnier if you had made it up, Haik.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, a couple of years ago when Poopsie was preggers with Koko and I was desperate like an animal to find work, I found myself at IBM shoveling snow as a day laborer through "Slaver-Ready" next to Jeff Rockwood's store on N Winooski Ave. Along with me and a bunch of guys on parole that day was Kevin Ryan. After we cashed our day's pittance, I introduced Kevin to New World Tortilla, and we ate tacos and talked as I gave him a ride home. We exchanged the usual conversational gripes of the poor, and Republican Kevin Ryan told me he was so broke that he would "join the progressives for a sandwich."
ReplyDeleteDoes this sound like a man who could hire the cadre of lawyers and corrupt judges large enough to prosecute this weak ass "case" of Kevin's.
He emailed me this afternoon and threatened to call the cops and his lawyer.
The cops- Kevin?
It's prima facia laughable, as he was busted by wikipedia. Kevin even told me himself on the phone today the wiki administrator said "I busted you because..."
I mean get the fuck outta here, right?
Makes good TV though. Stay tuned to BP...
Youv'e got to be kidding
ReplyDeleteYouv'e got to be kidding
ReplyDeleteNo. I'm not fucking kidding. Bring it! There's nothing I would relish more in this world than to be sued for this headline. It's an open and shut case for the defense, you hypocrite!
You got your panties in a wad because wiki infringed on your "freedom of speech," (they didn't- they don't have to publish shit if they don't want to) but when it comes to my site, my freedom of speech, it's a different story, huh?
I might even counter-sue you Kevin, for wasting my time. I could bring in some BP readers and make it a class-action.
If anyone has a case it's me. Don't call Poopsie at my house and bother her about my blog. That's beyond the pale.
And stop commenting anonymously, Kevin. I have Blogger Vision!!!
Duh.
Haik,
ReplyDeleteI gave Kevin a ride home once too, and he calls my wife all the time!!!
WTF?????
If either of you two need some extra cash this year, there are a couple of positions where I work removing snow. They're temporary/as needed positions but they pay $9.70 an hour (that's roughly 1 and a half thai burritos an hour).
ReplyDeleteOn another note, why don't the two of you just take out your johnson's and measure them. You could do it on Charity's show when Haik's a guest. That would be must see t.v. Imagine the viewer ratings!
That is just so wrong.
ReplyDeletethey could do "finger painting" with their dongs.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be better than whatever Charity normally has on her show.
Oh man. I want to see that episode!
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