Part II: The Candidates

Miro Weinberger (D)

http://miroformayor.com/

Incumbent Mayor of Burlington and Jack Tripper's upstairs neighbor.

Elected in 2012 (57%), 2015 (68%), 2018 (48%).

Hired Brandon del Pozo as police chief in 2015.  Was strongly advised to fire him in 2016.  Finally fired him in late 2019.

Turned Burlington Square Mall into a pit.

Provided port-o-potties for Battery Park protesters.

Probably shouldn't be re-elected, but absolutely will be re-elected.

Max Tracy (P)

https://www.maxformayorbtv.com/

Elected Ward 2 City Councilor 2012 (62%), 2015 (97%), 2018 (97%).

Progressive nominee and Bolshevik bred in your washroom. 

Comfortable with the word "uppity." 

Voted for the confirmation of Brandon del Pozo as police chief in 2015.

Ali Dieng (I)

https://alidieng.com/

Elected Ward 7 City Councilor in a special election 2017 (61%), re-elected 2018 (59%).

Always upbeat and positive.  I got a bike helmet because he told me to.

May come in 2nd place.

Patrick White

https://patrick4mayor.com

I interviewed this candidate in the comment section of a picture on Black Market-U on 12/9/20:

Haik Bedrosian: Are you to the right or the left of the mayor?

Patrick White: it really depends on the subject honestly. Are there any issues in particular you’re concerned about?

Haik Bedrosian: nah. I just wanted to see how you’d handle the question. Not bad!

Jonny Wanzer

https://jonnywanzer.com/

"The People's Mayor."

Talented entertaining genius.

Wants to [redacted] Miro.

Poster boy for performative allyship.

Supports Max Tracy for Mayor.

Pepe

"I am an oppressed [redacted].  I am sick of multi-culti [redacted] of injustice.  And I'm coming for [redacted] Jimmy Cliff style."

Anti-Defamation League watch list.

May not appear on ballot.