Part II: The Candidates
Miro Weinberger (D)
Incumbent Mayor of Burlington and Jack Tripper's upstairs neighbor.
Elected in 2012 (57%), 2015 (68%), 2018 (48%).
Hired Brandon del Pozo as police chief in 2015. Was strongly advised to fire him in 2016. Finally fired him in late 2019.
Turned Burlington Square Mall into a pit.
Provided port-o-potties for Battery Park protesters.
Probably shouldn't be re-elected, but absolutely will be re-elected.
Max Tracy (P)
Elected Ward 2 City Councilor 2012 (62%), 2015 (97%), 2018 (97%).
Progressive nominee and Bolshevik bred in your washroom.
with the word "uppity."
Voted for the confirmation of Brandon del Pozo
as police chief in 2015.
Ali Dieng (I)
Elected Ward 7 City Councilor in a special election 2017 (61%), re-elected 2018 (59%).
Always upbeat and positive. I got a bike helmet because he told me to.
May come in 2nd place.
I interviewed this candidate in the comment section of a picture on Black Market-U on 12/9/20:
Haik Bedrosian: Are you to the right or the left of the mayor?
Patrick White: it really depends on the subject honestly. Are there any issues in particular you’re concerned about?
Haik Bedrosian: nah. I just wanted to see how you’d handle the question. Not bad!
"The People's Mayor."
Talented entertaining genius.
Wants to [redacted] Miro.
Poster boy for performative allyship.
Supports Max Tracy for Mayor.
"I am an oppressed [redacted]. I am sick of multi-culti [redacted] of injustice. And I'm coming for [redacted] Jimmy Cliff style."